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Cunt Badger 

A Cunt Badger,A Badger which lives in a cunt

The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
Cunt Badger by Lucifer!! August 29, 2006
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Honey Badger 

Hood term for someone who smokes a lot of weed
Homie 1: I was blowing mad gas last night
Homie 2: You a honey badger for real
Honey Badger by Yeetersyoot April 22, 2019

Badger High School 

A school full of preppy girls, emo kids, and furry wannabe's who feel imprisoned.
"Hey, have you heard of Badger High School?"
"Yeah, that place is a shit show

ass badger

someone/something that fucks someone else in the ass. not necessarily literally.
Man, the credit cad company really fucked me in the ass. What a bunch of ass badgers!
ass badger by Ricky March 9, 2004

Ninja-badger 

crazy awesome people of the ninja-badger group
that preproduction guy is a ninja-badger
Ninja-badger by adam hoyle April 15, 2008

Honey Badger 

Those animals that kind of looks like skunks but are not.They don't give a shit about eating.The honey badger will eat that cobra!Wait look,that cobra bites the honey badger,but nooooo...He keeps going then he passes out.Like 15 minutes later he gets back up again.He's like "SUPRISE MOTHER FUCKER,IM BACK BITCH".The cobra is dead and now he eats the cobra.Oh look the bird comes in and eats the scraps.The honey badger did all that work and they steal the fuckin' shit he worked for.The honey badger doesn't even notice.The end

Ass Badger

One who enjoys placing large meaty rods into their anus.
The Andy doesn't want to go on xbox because he is having too much fun being an ass badger.
Ass Badger by TurnOnYourXbox June 20, 2014