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california burrito 

A delicious and mythical burrito found in Mexican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California, especially San Diego. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, sour cream and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Guacamole may be substituted for sour cream, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter (known as a Cyrus Burrito).
"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

school burrito 

a verbal jinx, used in order to foul up another person, usually in a sporting event.
BILL: *just about to sink the 8-ball*
YOU: "school burrito!"
BILL: *misses shot* damnit!!
school burrito by b.issues January 15, 2008

Old Bean Burrito 

The process of pooping into a vagina then using two fingers to wipe the vag clean of the excess poop, then proceeding to eat the girl out
Dwight had to shit very badly, yet was hungry for mexican food at the same time during intercourse. He looked deeply into Michelle's eyes shit in her pussy, wiped off the extra, then ate her Old Bean Burrito.
Old Bean Burrito by DwightPegusus December 10, 2010

Jailhouse Burrito 

Originating from Brown County Jails, WI, a jailhouse burrito consists of canteen items such as Chili Ramen noodles, flaming hot Cheetos, Jalapeño Crunchers, Ranch Doritos, and sometimes other chips, along with mayo or sour cream to alter the flavor, all wrapped in a tortilla. Considered a truly cultural dish in your local jail.
It's Thursday night! Let's cook up some jailhouse burritos
Jailhouse Burrito by boss tweed August 13, 2015

Justin Burrito 

A very popular menu item at Rico's Taco Shop. It is a burrito that contains beans, cheese, rice, lettuce, french fries, guacamole, all double wrapped (two tortillas).

Created by Justin Kurn, a local who kept on ordering "his own" burrito everytime he went to Rico's. With tax, the burrito actually costs $4.20.

Very tasty. Next time you're up in Encinitas, give one a shot.
Cashier: Hi, welcome to Rico's.
Customer: Can I get a Justin Burrito?
Cashier: Sure, $4.20 please.

Wreckless Burrito 

1. A breakfast burrito gone rougue

2. A burrito eaten early in the morning that dissagrees with your body, and later in the day comes out your asshole screaming with fire.
1. My breakfast burrito threw my plate and juice on the ground and ran out the open window. It was a wreckless burrito.

2.
Guy 1: dude i had a burrito this morning and it just came out in the form of a liquid explosive.

Guy2: that was a wreckless burrito for sure yo.
Wreckless Burrito by Gollywoggle October 26, 2011