You could totally see her blind cupid through that dress; I got so hot for her I ploughed her into next July.
by DT357 February 05, 2009
When you walk out of an air conditioned building in Phoenix, Az, in the summer and the heat hits you so hard you LITERALLY can not see for a moment.
by CaptMcSwagger June 09, 2014
by MusicMan87 July 19, 2021
When someone is so supportive of a specific political party that they are blind to the atrocities that some of the members perform.
Can you believe that Jim is still a Republican even after Trump's response to riots? I swear he is so party blind!
by belgiumdip June 12, 2020
1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 22, 2013
Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.
Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?
Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.
Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.
Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010
Unconditional and Irrational sympathy towards others.
Think of it as positive discrimination, instead of oppressing for example a group, you feel pity for them and irrationally justify their heinous actions by for example pushing the mistakes of that group onto a someone else, just because they are that group.
Think of it as positive discrimination, instead of oppressing for example a group, you feel pity for them and irrationally justify their heinous actions by for example pushing the mistakes of that group onto a someone else, just because they are that group.
self-righteous prick: maan the black communities around the world are so oppressed, why is the world like this?
normal person: shut the fuck up they aren't oppressed we aren't in the 1900's anymore
self-righteous prick: you're racist!
normal person: Blind sympathy looking ass
self-righteous prick1: Why can't you just let people express themselves, safe spaces are important especially for the lgbt+ community
person48: ok I'm just gonna set my pronouns to ta/ble, say I'm a fucking penguin and run around naked on the streets as if I had a brain tumor.
self-righteous prick: That's homophobic! you have to respect people's choices!
person48: I don't.
normal person: shut the fuck up they aren't oppressed we aren't in the 1900's anymore
self-righteous prick: you're racist!
normal person: Blind sympathy looking ass
self-righteous prick1: Why can't you just let people express themselves, safe spaces are important especially for the lgbt+ community
person48: ok I'm just gonna set my pronouns to ta/ble, say I'm a fucking penguin and run around naked on the streets as if I had a brain tumor.
self-righteous prick: That's homophobic! you have to respect people's choices!
person48: I don't.
by PedlorT October 20, 2021