baench

like bitch but nicer. Made by mr dinky

You stupid baench!

by Tinky The Dinkster February 13, 2019

Bale

The worst operator in call of duty mw 2019

Taj: Rodion is the worst character ever
Bradley: Fuck off Rodion ain’t that bad look at Bale
Taj: Yeah true Bale sucks

by THEFINALCHAPTER July 18, 2020

Poor-balance beam

Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant

Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many

by f4nt4st1c1234 October 13, 2008

Volume Balancing

Usually taking place at night time when one's whole family is asleep, it is the art of watching something on TV, and turning the volume up and down so as not to disturb others, while keeping the volume enjoyable for yourself.

Ben: The explosion scene is coming up! Let me turn down the volume so I don't wake up my mom...

Max: Dude, nice volume balancing!

by MKU May 2, 2012

Healthy balanced breakfast

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up

Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!

by anon23432 August 17, 2015

Jow Bale

Jow Bales are chechens who are very wide and have a special aura so nobody wants to mess with them.

Jow Bale komm reumanplatz joww dawai.

So noxchi wu bale gib schutzgeeeld.

by Jobron April 4, 2019

check your balance

Your mouth writing a check your a$$ can't cash.

Before Waka Flaka got into a fight in the club someone should've told him to "Check Your Balance"

by Truportaroc November 1, 2010