Road Atomic Blumpkin

When a man who is driving receives road dome, craps his pants from the force of the dome and vomits on the woman giving him road dome. Especially entertaining when more than 2 people are in the car. Best done in someone else's car...

John was getting head late at night while driving Sarah and Paul home. Sarah leaned over to give him some road dome when John crapped his pants and vomited all over Sarah from car sickness. Paul laughed his ass off and was glad it wasn't his car. What a great road atomic blumpkin

by Joe the schmo February 6, 2013

dropping the atomic bomb

its when the popular jocks break up bombing pearl harbor by kicking their japanese asses.

"you japanese gays! im gonna kill all you faggots! go make me noodles and stop ur gay butt sex!

"o please no no no hiroshima iwo jima"

fuck you

by fucksoid April 26, 2005

The atomic Blowout

Is when you are at Zinn's Diner in lancaster, PA and you decide to use the bathroom and then finding out that the toilet stall is covered in liquid shit......

That atomic blowout was all over the stall.....then i reamed his ass.

by yuu March 15, 2003

Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.

General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!

by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019

The atomic bomb

Weed is the atomic bomb

Weed the atomic bomb will blow your braincells

by Real Alberto August 6, 2022

miss atomic bomb

When a woman is riding your face, and shits in your eyes

My girl was enjoying it so much and ended up giving me miss atomic bomb

by Jammer696 December 28, 2022

The Atomic Fuck

When a guy shoves an atomic bomb up a girl's vagina and then the girl suck his dick and spits the cum into his mouth. The guy then spits it into her eyes and blows the bomb up.

The Atomic Fuck was a real interesting experience.

by Jdidnsnsns June 13, 2023