An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in Bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food.
"Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary."
"Ashton park school (APS) mate.
"Bill don't do it he'll probably get bullied and they'll do nothing About it".
"Ashton park school (APS) mate.
"Bill don't do it he'll probably get bullied and they'll do nothing About it".
by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022

He always tries to be popular but he doesn’t fit in. He spends too much money on people and can’t seem to care
by grayday5535 November 8, 2019

Has a big heart and only thinks of himself. You would be lucky to know an Ashton. Tends to be involved in lots of leadership opportunities and has a lot of friends. Football player and the funniest comedian you’ll ever meet
by Witty Brother November 5, 2023

a wanna be thug, cant run, cute, has bad bad eyebags , has style, yeah hes rly cute but he talks to to much girls.
uhh well ashton shandor a specific one too hes acts like a certain way to alot of girls and he cant run but he is a player and acts like he has hoes etc, like a 7th grader lmaoo.
by .vampanthemm December 17, 2021

A really amazing person, who gets all the girls and has really good grades! Doesn’t usually have the best of friends, but the best ones stay with him until the very end. He can do anything that he puts his mind to, and is overall an amazing person.
Girl: Is that Ashton Schluetter?
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!
by HaylieEichenseer November 4, 2020

Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.
John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019
