Ashley

Ashley is typically very fat and funky. She loves horses and secretly fucks them when no one is looking. Hence the loose, flappy and fishy vagina.

Person 1: what’s that smell?
Person 2: oh god, here comes Ashley....

by Consentisamyth101 October 1, 2019

Ashley

Ashley is a perfect partner.Hes thoughtful and caring and always there for you..Ashley will buy his gf cinamon buns when shes sad..Ashley is an amazing dad too - hes always got time to educate them on dinosaur names and superhero powers..Ashley is handsome and irresistibly charming, every woman needs a man like Ashley in her life so if you meet one you better treat him like a king that he is..Ashley is just an awesome person in general who just loves helping people and putting a smile on their face.He loves to do so over the phone from 10am - 6pm .. Ashleys caring and supporting no matter what even when his football team is Arse-ing around.. Ashleys a Cooperific person for sure !

Person 1: That guy is so hot!
Person 2 : i know right - he's such an Ashley !

by GuruGridz September 5, 2019

Ashley

Ashley is a cute, sweet, short, petite girl. She is a natural brunette, but dyes her hair blonde so often that you would never know. She thicker than a bowl of oatmeal but you cant see it under her scrubs. Ashley the kinda girl to have a giant dick but she not gonna show it though. She'll be giving you an "examination" and then whip it out and start really giving you back pains if you know what I mean. Still would smash though.

Guy 1: "Dude my ass hurts"
Guy 2:"Damn bro, why? O_O"
Guy1: "Cuz I spent the night with my girl, bro. :l"
Guy2:"What"
Guy2:"Oh! I forgot she's an Ashley bro!"
Guy1:"No bro, she's a Gemini."

by xXPussyPounder69AnalSmasherXx September 7, 2019

Ashley

typically a responsible "mother" that takes care of your life issues.

she's like an Ashley to me.

by simsing April 19, 2018

Ashley

1. The name of the coolest fucking person alive, usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends

2. Someone with a huge penis

3. One who owns all others at everything forever

I can't believe you had sex with my girlfriend Ashley, you motherfucker! It's okay though, cuz you're Ashley.

Girl: Holy shit! That is one huge dick!

Boy: I know, I'm a Ashley.

Dude, you are such a Ashley!

by Woodsy's Mom October 22, 2017

Ashley

Just the most beautiful girl you will ever meet in your life. If you have an Ashley, hold on to her and keep her happy!

That's is the most buetiful girl ever. I think she's an Ashley.

by Its your boi Troy November 29, 2017

Ashley

“Ashley” is a girl who always looks her best, she is to focused on guys and fails her grades, mostly in math. Ashley is hot asf and gets any guy she wants and is very rich. She’s a very sexual person who likes to get in the sheets with many guys.

“Damn bruh did u see Ashley today? Yea bro she’s looking fine as always” :

by Heheiehe December 3, 2017