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Angela H.

5’8 1/2, beauty girl. Large and IN CHARGE. Has a cat named LUNA. HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED ME. Listen, I love this girl with all my life. She’s the most intelligent, smart, academically inclined, smart woman. Get yourself an Angela, oh wait, YOU CANT BC NO ONE LIKE HER EXISTS AND WILL EVER EXIST ON THIS PLANET UNTIL 2029 (we are planning to have children then). They say your woman is your life.

Mine is my blood. My word is my blood, and my blood is my bond, and my bond is my word.
Man 1 - “hey is that Angela H. walking by over there?”

Man 2 - “yeah she’s with that fucking genius Christian. Man he is so smart. I wish I could be like him. No one could ever be like him”
by Angela’s Husband April 22, 2024
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Angela

Bruh, you don’t wanna fuck with an Angela. She’ll mess you up. Loves “deez nuts” jokes, cats and has an addiction to Animal Crossing. If she’s telling you to listen, you should listen. She also really loves potatoes. Unless you’re Chris Evans, don’t bother flirting with her.
“Oh, that’s Angela. She’s gonna beat your ass.”
by mrtrevor December 10, 2021
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Angela

Name of a girl

Angela is a “vegan” who only posts filtered pictures of herself. She has so many fake stories that she can’t remember who she really is. Careful, if you realize she’s a fake she will delete you forever!
Did you know that Angela is a lyin hoe?
by Hanheart March 9, 2022
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Angela

Angela’s a total bitch
by Knowledge Speaks February 22, 2024
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angela

An Asian girl, usually under 5ft 4, that is obviously beautiful at first glance and is automatically added to The List. She seems intimidating but is surprisingly welcoming. She makes outlandish jokes and breaks out giga-cute voices that seem to strike a chord deep within your soul and make you want to hug her ...or do something more than that. She has a lot of guy friends as she is the sole E-girl of the friend group. However, only after having a deep conversation with her may you realize that she is also the most sincere, kind, generous, and empathetic person you've ever met.
That girl is such an Angela! I could tell from the first time I heard her voice!
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Le Angela

confident lesbian who struggles with depression but her smile would never let you know because she wears it as often as you wear your favorite sweater during Hoodie season
Wow Le Angela, yeah that’s definitely a keeper

Le Angela, hmm different but I like it.
by deerbilac November 23, 2021
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Angela

Asymmetrical
Damn, she’s so Angela
by What is left February 26, 2023
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