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by Future Bog October 10, 2003
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Tss, please

A from of dissaproval, disbelief, or meaning you don't believe the statement
Ted: Hey dude, I am going for the belt!
Barney: "Tss, please"
Ted: I'm serious, got two hot girls lined up here!
Barney: Oh my god, you ARE going for the belt!
by Polo26450 October 30, 2008
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trick please

when u say trick or treat on halloween and u really want the trick part u say trick please, or when ur schoolin sum1 in basketball and ur on defense and u want them to TRY to do sumthin cool u say trick please
when i was schoolin this cracka in bball in the high flyin homies gym, i got bored on defense cuz this ghost wasnt doin n e thing so i said trick plesse
by daryl hotcakes February 8, 2003
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Time Gentlemen Please

A phrase called out at closing time in a pub. A bell usually rings ten or fifteen minutes before to alert people that the bar is closing so that they can order more drinks. Then at closing the bell rings again and the bar person can say "Time gentlemen please!"

Also a TV show aired on Sky One starring Al Murray as the sad landlord of a london pub next to a chemical plant.
"Right that's it, time gentlemen please! Come on, drink up!"
by Wingy May 22, 2006
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Loading please wait

What makes most teens rage
teen1: Why r u so mad
teen2: cuz fortnite keeps telling me loading please wait
by IDontliku December 1, 2018
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rice racer, PLEASE

What you say to an idiotic individual, usually between the ages of 16 and 25, called a rice racer. AKA a person driving a honda civic, dodge neon, ford probe, honda prelude, etc, that has had more work done on it than the car itself it worth. Meaning a humongous spoiler, a ridiculous neon paint job, illegal tinted windows, rims, maybe some engine work that the piece of shit can barely handle. You may recognize these morons best by their horrible numetal blaring behind you in their sound systems that are worth more than their car, their tale gating, trying to race you in the middle of a public street, and various other acts of stupidity. Don't get mad, just laugh it off.
Hey Brandon, look at that Honda Civic on our asses!

HAH! RICE RACER, PLEASE!
by BitchBitchBitch007 November 1, 2008
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please tell me!

What a girl says when she wants you to tell her what you were going to say. This girl usually likes you, in all situations, and is desperate to talk to you. A "please tell me" can usually be started intentionally for fun.
Guy: Hey... i have to tell u something. important.
Girl: Um.. okay?
Guy: be ready.. its really bad
Girl: OK!
Guy: ... nvm
Girl: No tell me joe
Guy: no
Girl: plzzz tell me!
Guy: no..
Girl: Please tell me!
guy: i was jk... i never had to say anything lmao
girl: wtf stop trying to lie!
guy: Blocked.
by Joe AaaaaaaAaaAAaA Joe December 21, 2008
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