Alyssa 

Very stupid

Your being an Alyssa

Alyssa by Trumpophobia November 29, 2016

Alyssa 

A woman who is enslaved by a man named Jordan. She must do all housework and every chore. She must also wipe his ass and constantly serve him everything. She has to do dishes, wipe off Jordan's car in the winter, and make him breakfast. Alyssa is a replacement for Jordan's mother Darlene.

Jordan:"Alyssa! My ass isn't going to wipe itself!!"
Alyssa:"Charman or Cottonelle Sweetie?"

Alyssa by THERUMGUY9999 April 29, 2011

alyssa 

verb. to pull an alyssa is to get someone to cheat on their girlfriend with absolutely no effort, intention or plan.

ex. i'll bet you ten dollars i can pull an alyssa tomorrow night.

alyssa by wiiisdom April 17, 2011

Alyssa 

A spoiled, bratty, girl who is used to getting everything she wants at a drop of a dime.

That girl Alyssa is a spoiled bratt!

Shes such a drama queen!

Alyssa by alwaysReal October 6, 2012

Alyssa 

Usually the side hoe.

Bro 1: Yo, Connor, is that your Alyssa?
Connor: Ya that's her
Bro 2: Damn, you need a Logan.

Alyssa by BumbleBee312 March 13, 2018

Alyssa 

A demon child, very selfish, she thinks his world is all about her and we just live in it very dirty. A mean ass bitch who gets Joy from tormenting others. She is just pure evil smells like onions, and likes it.

Alyssa is rude.

Alyssa by Namemanmaster123 July 6, 2018

Alyssa 

A whore

Dang she is an Alyssa!

Alyssa by XxindiaxXxX February 20, 2015