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Alan

Some dumbass who say the same lines over and over.
Alan saysno way!” And “Cuh!”
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Possibly Alan

Friend: "Hey you're a possibly alan!" You: "Thank you man!"
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commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you
Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
by Sushi~ October 24, 2019
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Alan Fajardo Vasquez

Noun. A gargantuan Pillar that anchors all the dreams of people. Its grand circumference envelopes whole oceans; its boundless length reaches from the deepest parts of the seas to the heavens beyond. One who is able to scale the pillar to its pinnacle will own everything the world has to offer. They then become the pillar that supports everyone.
That dependable guy is a Alan Fajardo Vasquez.
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Alan

My CAS coordinate who has Most of us feel sad, lonely, or depressed at times. It's a normal reaction to loss, life's struggles, or injured self-esteem. But when these feelings become overwhelming, cause physical symptoms, and last for long periods of time, they can keep you from leading a normal, active life.

That's when it's time to seek medical help.

Your regular doctor is a good place to start. They can test you for depression and help manage your symptoms. If your depression goes untreated, it may get worse and last for months, even years. It can cause pain and possibly lead to suicide, as it does for about 1 of every 10 people with depression.

Recognizing the symptoms is key. Unfortunately, about half the people who have depression never get it diagnosed or treated.

Symptoms
They can include:

Trouble concentrating, remembering details, and making decisions
Fatigue
Feelings of guilt, worthlessness, and helplessness
Pessimism and hopelessness
Insomnia, early-morning wakefulness, or sleeping too much
Irritability
Restlessness
Loss of interest in things once pleasurable, including sex
Overeating, or appetite loss
Aches, pains, headaches, or cramps that won't go away
Digestive problems that don't get better, even with treatment
Persistent sad, anxious, or "empty" feelings
Suicidal thoughts or attempts
Alan want to kill himself because of depression.
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Alan Frick

Gets Goosebumps When XRP Drops .01 cent. will ask you for the .15 you owe him. price of gold is up? he will know the day before

Works out everyday gets fatter
may be morman or jewish hard to tell

thinks he knows how to cook
sike
doesnt
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Alan

Just a man with a plan. Alan’s generally are the most awesome people to be around. Alan’s dont like pineapple on pizza. Alan’s are also cooler than you. Alan
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