clearing out the airing cupboard

A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL

Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual

by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021

When the air is dry

A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.

Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?"
Person 2: "When the air is dry."

by Capuchin for Hire December 15, 2021

kiss my airs

Slogan created by the Nike American sportswear company.
“Airs” is “*ss”.

kiss my airs, Mrs Chen!

by thecharacterwannie May 30, 2023

The Last Airbiscuit Bender

The ability to drop air biscuits around corners to

A: Let the receiving party smell it
B: Blame it on them

The Last Airbiscuit Bender
Man those Air biscuit benders proper put me on the spot, I thought those those air biscuit benders were extincted?

by anonymous March 12, 2024

The Last Airbiscuit Bender

The Last Airbiscuit Bender
The ability to launch air biscuits around corners to:
A: Allow the receiving party to smell/taste them
B: Blame it on them

Man The Last Airbiscuit Bender proper put me on the spot, I thought they went extinct a 1000 years ago?

by anonymous March 12, 2024

put on airs

when you're eating someone out and you cough in their pussy

"dude i was with that girl when i was sick and i accidentally made her put on airs

by i h8 ur mom April 19, 2024