artificial bacon

Rent-a-cops, the secrurity guards that think they are cops and act like them even thou they have no athority.

"I was just hangen out in front of the store and the artificial bacon kicked me out!"

by Neil Hindle October 4, 2005

recording artist

A musician or vocalist who spends more time on the production side of music in a studio.

The Recording Artist Brian Van Meter was on MTV last night!

by Brian Van Meter June 19, 2008

artichoke

The act in which someone uses their teeth on a penis, during a blowjob, in a scraping motion, similar to how one would eat an artichoke

"Dude, my penis is killing me. My girlfriend completely artichoked me last night."

by The Kosher Berger January 1, 2008

artillary

long range morter like guns used in millitary campagiengs

the artillary battared the enemy forces

by nicholas PHD April 2, 2003

Artie Bear

nickname for the most awesome man in the whole entire world. used to describe a man who, on the outward appearance, is a scary military man, but on the inside is a cuddly, lovable, giggly pile of fluff

"That airmen is kinda scary looking, with his 'I will kill you' expression."

"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."

by MayMay27 September 26, 2009

artic blizzard

when a girl (or guy) gives a guy head with mints in their mouth.

similar to "firefly" (giving head with poprocks).

Thomas really wants an artic blizzard because he thinks it'll be quite refreshing.

Thomas can't wait to get an artic blizzard.

by crazyychickk01 December 4, 2010

artisticity

the state, quality, or an instance of being artistic. the person is not necessarily to have gained art training or claimed him/herself as an artist to have a life of artisticity.

1. the weird guy seems to be artistic, but i guess his artisticity is not that high.

2. the man has been written more than 3,600 short dialogues for the last 12 years, "one coffee, one short dialogue" is his everyday practice and he is going to publish a book with an illustrator for that soon. i believe his life is full of artisticity.

by susilaw November 22, 2011