Alyssa is an ugly ass hoe, who steals my bestfriends man. She has a big nose and is rude to people in her high school classes, she will most likely die alone because she loses feelings for her "men" in a week. And no one likes her, and everyone thinks shes a disgusting hoe ass bitch who sucks dick for a living. She also likes anal.
by Filthy_Hoe69 September 24, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. So beautiful and her eyes are perfect! Obsessed with popularity yet acts if she does not. Dresses casual cause she doesn’t care. Some people wanna be her but if they knew her they wouldn’t feel this way. Always making other people laugh. She gives you mixed emotions.
by Ohern March 15, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. A woman who is enslaved by a man named Jordan. She must do all housework and every chore. She must also wipe his ass and constantly serve him everything. She has to do dishes, wipe off Jordan's car in the winter, and make him breakfast. Alyssa is a replacement for Jordan's mother Darlene.
by THERUMGUY9999 April 29, 2011
Get the Alyssamug. verb. to pull an alyssa is to get someone to cheat on their girlfriend with absolutely no effort, intention or plan.
by wiiisdom April 17, 2011
Get the alyssamug. by alwaysReal October 6, 2012
Get the Alyssamug. by BumbleBee312 March 13, 2018
Get the Alyssamug.