Detroit Rod

Always the overachiever. His sense of humor will have you pee your pants. Ladies will Drop their panties. Master at fucking yo Bitch. People wish they could be
Detroit Rod!!!

Detroit Rod that nigga

by Goat 2x March 13, 2017

Reliable Rod

The name given to a man you can have sex with safely, usually a boyfriend or FWB

Matt is a good guy, he's a Reliable Rod

by Los Muertos April 6, 2017

rod suit

A banana hammock, grape smuggler, or bikini bottom for aging men who no longer give a fuck and want to show their below average twig and berries

Dude, have you see Rod? Who the fuck is Rod? He’s my friends father. He got a dolphin tramp stamp and wears a rod suit to the beach. Barf.

by Funkurface July 2, 2021

Rod Worms

Sperm.

Tina knelt before me. Waiting. Excited. Blam-o! Face full of rod worms!

Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.

by BeniusMaximus December 6, 2019

Coach Rod

A buck but sometime really annoying ngl

Coach rod is a buck

by Hugh anhus February 25, 2020

minge rod

A large penis.

He gave it to her with his massive minge rod.

by Krylor2684 September 24, 2020

twizzle rod

A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.

Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."

by Dr. Twizzle May 7, 2018