Husband: I pooped but I think I had a wayward wipe because it still smells back there.
Wife: What is wrong with you?!?!
Wife: What is wrong with you?!?!
by Urban humor July 16, 2017
The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.
Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.
by jimmybomm July 12, 2021
Mr Wipes is the weird shy guy that finds enjoyment in wiping old mens ass at the elderly center. But Mr Wipes isnt all bad, he has his moments
by Krazez May 16, 2018
The simple act of wiping your anus using your right hands forefingers to wipe the shit then rinse the shit off your fingers using your bathroom sink. Repeat until anus is fully clean.
by KeenanMcAuley November 20, 2016
Simon: oh my gooch is absolutely sodding in this heat.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.
by Relatablegirth June 09, 2023
Using your knee in an upward sweeping motion like a soccer kick to wipe your ass. Commonly used by hand models and double amputees.
Ever since Leonard lost both arms in a mixer at a pancake breakfast he’s had to use the soccer wipe to clean up.
by TripleC September 27, 2017
A mid day wipe of the crack to keep things tidy. No poo or sitting required although who doesn't love a good sit?
Where did Scott go? He said he was hitting the john for a Victory Wipe. Dude is always staying fresh.
by Ol'D1rtyB@$T@rd December 12, 2018