Jordan

A little piece of doodoo that likes to suck cock.

That guy is such a Jordan.

by Jefftheboi_74 July 1, 2019

Jordan

Known to be attracted to children, addicted to kit kats and orders more takeaways each week than a fat kid at McDonald’s. A Jordan is also one to be big headed, thinking he’s the best at everything even though he’s well and truly terrible

Sarah- “Do you want to take the kids to the park, John?”

John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”

by Here’s Daddy August 30, 2018

Jordan

The nice, sexiest girl ever, she is great under the sheets. she is hot, sweet, smart and everyone is in love with her, or wants to be her

Hey did u see her? She's so fine, bet her name is Jordan.

by idontlikeskool January 5, 2015

Jordan

A sweet all around boy. Gets very nervous and blushes a lot. Easy to love but hard to let go of. He can't flirt but he tries.Gets the girl of his dreams and never lets go. Great personality and is hilarious.

Girl 1: Guess Who I'm Going Out With? Girl 2: Jordan? Girl 1: How'd You Know? Girl 2: He's Telling Everyone How Great You Are!

by Wella02 June 19, 2015

Jordan

An annoying fuckboy

He is a jordan.

by Idgaf about u December 13, 2016

Jordan

Disabled

Girl 1:Wow look at that disabled person
Girl 2:He must be a Jordan

by Hornynibbalaundrybasket February 26, 2019

Jordan

A boy Jordan is amazing. he is smart and witty, will always make you laugh, and will always be solving a Rubix cube. he is amazing and any good person is lucky to have a Jordan In their life. when a Jordan is insecure, he will keep it to himself. he might seem shy but he is the best. Jordan is and athlete and yes to play sports when i see a Jordan It is usually when they are playing sports. i love Jordan and if Jordan loves you back, dont let go.

Jordan: heyday

Me: hey * Blushing

by lkmmm April 12, 2018