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thumb shark

Dickhead brothers (most commonly found in groups of 3) that resemble living breathing thumbs with shark characteristics. This is a rare species of thumb sharks can most commonly be found living right on the coast of Southern California near Redondo Beach
Girl 1: Those three boys just ruined our movie night
Girl 2: What a bunch of thumb sharks
by thumbsharkhater456 November 25, 2017
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Banter Sharks

Banter Sharks are the metaphorical term for the increasing banter in somebody or a group. Banter is characterised into a physical form of a shark where the Banter Sharks are out to get you.
James: "Elliot, shut the fuck up."
Aaron: "I'm afraid he's completely lost, the Banter Sharks have got to him..."
by #trio November 28, 2013
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Unexpected Shark

Interlocking your two hands in the "Shocker" position, then inserting them into a woman.
I hit her with the unexpected shark!
by pterodactyl donkey punch December 8, 2010
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virus shark

a very very very very very very very awesome and swag baller movie that is very awesome and swag greatest cinematic master movie i have ever laid my eyes on pls wat h rn truly so wonderful and wonderful and can watch on myflixer.to so please i beg of you pretty pretty pretty please give a look for wonderful awesome swag movie please
person 1: whoa did you see that awesome swag ballering movie yet?!
person 2: what movie talking about silly?!2
person 1: the great awesome virus shark movie ohmygoodness please give a watch rn
by dripelboeberger March 29, 2021
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Tank a shark

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.
"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"
by use your shark name. February 3, 2010
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mole shark

A name for teenage boys who look like they haven't hit puberty yet so their round babyface makes them look like a mole and their braces make them look like they have shark teeth.
Aaron: Michael highkey looks like a mole shark.

Kyle: Yeah fr. His fugly mole lookin ass face and his mouth full of braces makes me want to beat his ass.
by GialanellaLover69 April 30, 2019
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Left Sharked

To have attention or recognition directed away from a person -- either intentionally or accidentally -- to such a degree that no one remembers that person (and in severe cases, could signal the end of that person's career).

This definition comes from the halftime show of Superbowl XLIX on February 1, 2015, when American singer Katy Perry's performance was overshadowed by a dancer dressed in a shark costume -- on her left side -- who appeared to forgot his choreography and danced differently than the other shark-dressed dancer on the right side.
That band tonight was totally left sharked by their opening act.
by broneeho February 4, 2015
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