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Shannon

Random 1: "did you see that girl at sandbar with her tits out?"

Random 2: "oh yeah that was Shannon....classic"
by Quontothenextone November 22, 2021
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Shannon

When you lose 5 NFL fantasy matches in a row
so you lost again aye, thats 5 in a row.. man you had a shannon
by gebangers October 9, 2023
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Shannon

I experienced a lot of Shannon when I thought I had herpes. Turned out to just be razor burn.
by hsm_herpyderpy October 23, 2019
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circling over Shannon

expression, Irish English.

When an individual stalls for time in order to appear somewhat sober when in reality, they likely are far from sober.
Based on a diplomatic incident in Shannon, Ireland on September 30, 1994 where a heavily inebriated Boris Yeltsin circled over Shannon Airport for an hour on his aircraft, before landing and refusing to come off for a while before emerging, seemingly sober but only if you didn't look too closely.
"Ah, but surely we can go now. If we stall much longer, his da will think we're both circling over Shannon!"
by S. J. M. November 18, 2023
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The luis Shannon show

That the luis Shannon show bloke is well good and not racist and snowflakes are stinky nonces
by Boris shnelevlickock December 27, 2020
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shannon dodging

A girl creating blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
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Shannon

Shannon is the best girlfriend someone could ever ask for. She’s funny, a god a rapping and makeup, always knows how to help someone in the best ways, loves me for who i am, makes me and others feel loved, and just overall the best.

Even when she’s in a hard place, she knows she’ll get through it and it’ll be alright soon because everything happens for a reason. It’s all worth it.

Just being in person and on call with Shannon is such an amazing feeling. I love being with her whenever i get the chance to. Hearing her voice is like music to my ears.
She’s so comforting to be with.

She has the most beautiful voice, whether she’s singing or just talking. and she has the looks of the most purest, most gorgeous person ever, whether she believes it or not. It’s true.

And that might sound basic but it’s true, and she needs to know the truth about herself.

Every little detail about her is absolute beauty. There’s nothing to change about her. She is perfect just the way she is.

Shannon is the best girlfriend ever.

Shannon is MY perfect girlfriend.
“y/n is so lucky to have Shannon as a girlfriend. I wish i had a girlfriend even half as good as Shannon.”
by gay sweetheart November 23, 2021
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