by CozyBozy April 24, 2022
the literal definition of perfect
will never hurt or disappoint you
acts tough, but if you treat her well, she will be your best friend
will never hurt or disappoint you
acts tough, but if you treat her well, she will be your best friend
me: i love you shannon
by definitely-not-a-fan October 31, 2021
by ajsndcuebfsc February 02, 2019
That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.
by FunnyEx October 27, 2020
somebody who will tell you they will arrive to your party but then ignore you right before it's supposed to start, then not respond to any of your messages for weeks
by NumberOneBallbagLicker November 05, 2023
Random 1: "did you see that girl at sandbar with her tits out?"
Random 2: "oh yeah that was Shannon....classic"
Random 2: "oh yeah that was Shannon....classic"
by Quontothenextone November 23, 2021