A Mariah is one crazy person. Boy oh boy. Whenever they are around they are always messing around and making jokes that aren’t even funny. They get so fired up whenever you talk about their experience in clown collage so remember not to bring it up in front of them unless you really truly actually want to get slapped in the face. They are about the height of a small pig and play basketball like Aaron Rodgers so make sure to compliment them next time you see them. Also a Mariah is a gangsta and eats popsicles with her teeth.
by One Bad@$$ grandma February 21, 2022
Get the Mariahmug. by Sandwhichcreator September 11, 2022
Get the Mariahmug. Mariah is one of the prettiest and sweetest girls will ever meet. She is determined to help her friends and is an amazing person. she has a nice butt and boobs and is a amazing Beautiful and kind she will rock your world and be a so hot
Mariah is so hot
by MichealW February 4, 2023
Get the Mariahmug. “Mariah cheated on me again”
Nigga this is the 13th time let that bitch go she’s just a hoe who can’t keep someone for more than a week-
Nigga this is the 13th time let that bitch go she’s just a hoe who can’t keep someone for more than a week-
by Anotherinternetweirdo May 29, 2021
Get the Mariahmug. Miss piggy’s middle aged twin who has the stage presence of a drunken cardboard cut out in a bad prom dress
by Klr055 October 20, 2025
Get the Mariah careymug. by ewqeqweq November 4, 2020
Get the Mariahmug. Literally the hottest person you would ever meet they are loving caring loyal and would treat you amazing.
by coolestpeople69 November 20, 2021
Get the Mariahmug.