flat wood

loose-leaf paper used to write on.

Luis was in class and had to take notes so he asked Eric for some flat wood.

by Chandee May 19, 2006

Pats Flats

A place that's secluded with trees where your friends encourage you to relieve yourself.

Hey, if you really gotta pee, just go there. I'll stand guard. Come one, you know you have to. Your not going to make it back home.

by Pat September 13, 2004

Flat Whiting

Just thinking about yourself and not giving two shits about the other people.

Norman is totally flat whiting me, he invited me round for tea and the cunt is in the pub

by Sausage Cleaver March 14, 2019

Flat Earther

A person who was sick the day when they were supposed to learn about the earth.

Joey is a flat earther!
Joey says the earth is flat

by Platten December 7, 2021

flat lizarding

Flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there Dacks and shoving there dick up against a window in the direction of the victim.

Brett: Hey Alex check out those whores on the bus
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it

by Alex Bailey May 19, 2005

flat of beer

A 24 pack of beer

Im over in my neighbour logans driveway drinking a flat of beer

by BradPlague December 11, 2017

flat earther

see: a fucking idiot

flat earthers have no brain

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 10, 2022