Total geek that everyone secretly hates. Name for a typical millennial narcissist chick who is awkward, ugly usually fat with a pig or horse face, annoying, stupid and talentless with disproportionately high self esteem. Calls logical Gen X women "Karen"'and has no concept of feminism or history though purports to be a feminist. Enjoys knitting as a hobby.
by Genxbeauty July 10, 2020
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Get the Chelsea Tractor mug.the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.
guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
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