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Max

Some fat fuck who is a dumbass who likes to spray whipped cream on people. His farts gas up the entire room in a matter of milliseconds.
Person #1: Holy shit! Is that max?
Person #2: Omg I’m gonna throw up
by slurpyslurpman October 21, 2020
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Max is just a real piece of shit. Nobody likes Max
*Max enters room.

*Everyone else leaves the room
by Hayyiy October 28, 2020
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He is cute and nice a really great person in general he is kind!
by angalece February 11, 2021
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massive neek who loves anal only when he’s receiving
by mashallahmak March 25, 2020
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Max usual short for maxwell or Maximus he is usually really funny and fun to be around and is good and sport but he is very different he can be 2 people he don’t really do good in relationships like he will be loyal in like the 1 month and then he will turn on you and do stuff behind his girls back and cheat on her and usually for a younger girl he will admit he did wrong and try to come back to you but will do the exact the again so neve trust a max
Max: hey girl

Genna: hey

Max: wanna come over tn it’ll be fun

Genna: dont you when a girlfriend

Max: yeah but she don’t have to know

Genna : but she’s one of the prettiest girls in school and your coming to me why
Max: cause I know you’ll give me what I want

Genna:.......
by Amanda minder March 26, 2020
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Max is a great guy and an amazing boyfriend. At first he may be a little shy but once you get to know him he is really sweet and caring. He is also really funny and very talkative. He's someone you definitely don't want to lose. So even if your parents make it hard for you to talk to him, or some crazy disease infects the world and you can't go to school and see him everyday, don't let that stop you from being with him. Also he's really smart but humble about it. And he's super cute.
I ❤️ u max.
by ihatemath07 April 23, 2020
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Literally ugliest man on Earth. He's the definition of ugly.
Wow.. you kind of look like Max today, you alright?
by Zeki May 27, 2020
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