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married 69

When a spouse cannot stand any more of their husband (or wife's) snoring and decides to sleep with their head at the foot of the bed.
I woke up looking at my wife's feet and realized we had just had a married 69. That's as close as I'm going to get after ten years of marriage.
by jrswam October 1, 2013
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69 420

Person: 69 420
Other person: nice
by Ack20 October 23, 2019
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Covid-69

When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.
We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!
by Mike Oxenormous October 11, 2020
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69 or Tekashi

A rat,tattletale or a snitch on blood gangs
Don't snitch like 69 or Tekashi
by Tiny cracker October 16, 2020
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glasgow 69

2 people on a single mattress, Top to tale injecting smack inbetween each others toes
Me and kris had a Glasgow 69 last night
by Why o why March 29, 2021
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Area 69

A place where people Fuck and like to see things. It can be a nudist beach. It can be a strip club. Who knows.
I went to Area 69 and had the best time ever.
by E.B on UD October 23, 2014
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Floating 69

When two people are floating in the water and are also performing 69
“Did you see the video of Joseph and Irene performing floating 69 the other day?”
by 🅱️eamo29 March 23, 2021
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