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Lewd Two

The nickname used by Soviet Waifu on discord when he is in the middle of drawing hentai (specifically Zero Two) and cooming
Windmill : "I wonder what Soviet Waifu is doing"
Stupidgoose : "His nickname is Lewd Two, what do you think"
Windmill : "Horny"
by Soviet Waifu January 12, 2021
mugGet the Lewd Twomug.

two in the cockpit

When two cocks are forced into one vagina.
She got drunk and took two in the cockpit last night.
by bekaz April 2, 2014
mugGet the two in the cockpitmug.

Two bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I did a two miler today”, it’s I did a “two bagger”.
Running is not fun. It is work. And it’s what we do. We put miles in the bag each day, each week. So when you hit a 2 miler, you’re getting a two-bagger. Constantly putting more miles in your bag. Get it done.

Side note: walking can count too. If you and a friend meet up for a 2 mile walk, you got a two-bagger in. 3 miles = 3 bagger.

If you’re bold enough to get 5 miles, that’s a a 5 bagger.
Dave: Hey bro, you wanna grab a quick two bagger after work?
Cheese: Yeah man, I’ll meet you at MLK at 5:02 and let’s do work.
Dave: Word. I wanna get a sweat in before I head home to the boo.
by Dubya The Runner March 12, 2022
mugGet the Two baggermug.

Two teen

by darkangel_1004 January 7, 2021
mugGet the Two teenmug.

Two Trucks

by Willix_xml February 6, 2022
mugGet the Two Trucksmug.

Tassie Two

Tasmanian slang, often said by cannabis-smokers from Northwest Tasmania. Refers to having two cones (US: bowls) in a row, generally before passing the bong to the next person.
"Time for a Tassie Two."
by InDedede January 9, 2022
mugGet the Tassie Twomug.

two player

two player

A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
by captianstabber May 14, 2014
mugGet the two playermug.

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