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Hawked Out

When you are in such a beyond inebriated state either from drugs, alcohol or both that you when you are sitting down your body and mind contort into a new dimension to a similar fashion to that of Stephen Hawking.
We were all sitting around the camp fire drinking and smoking when we noticed Brady was so faded from the blunt that his eyes where closed, his head slanted and limbs were limp. He was hawked out.
by LordQuisiModo October 4, 2020
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safety hawk

A haircut associated with goths and punks, shaved on the sides and long on top. Thus the wearing of the mowhawk is optional, unlike a short traditional hawk, as the long part can come down to cover the shaved areas. The term "safety" is used for two reasons-- you don't risk poking anyone in the eye in the pit, and you have the option to look more mainstream at your job/funerals/family events, etc.
Boris Rager decided to go to law school so he grew out his warhawk into a safety hawk.
by death doctor September 24, 2012
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goss hawk

A mum who stands outside the scool gate, for ages after drop off, chatting who knows what to other goss hawks, like they have absolutely nothing to do all day.
I couldn't get out of the school gate for all the bloody goss hawks
by SmurgleT May 13, 2016
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bitty hawk

An old women who belongs on a broom , one that few wish to bed with nor quarrel with do to the assured demon summoning. An evil old bitch that won’t shut up!
Did you see that poor man with the bitty hawk . She had his balls in a noose.
by Chris McClain March 11, 2023
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Blog Hawk

One who constantly checks or refreashes their own blog to see how many hits they've gotten.
Susan blog hawked her last entry but unfortunatly no one wanted to read what she had to say.
by Miriam M. March 29, 2007
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Purple Hawk

When at the bar and your friend spots a complete beauty for you
"Look at that gorgeous braud over there man." "Stevo, I would like to honor you with the purple hawk, thank you."
by NJP23 January 10, 2012
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maddie hawk

Maddie Hawk is a crazy cool girl who is extremely sweet and kind but also chases fun and adventure. You will never find yourself bored with a Maddie Hawk and will always have a friend by your side.
Yo bro, have you met Maddie Hawk?
Hell yeah! She's such a nice girl!
Kinda crazy though.
Yeah, but I like her.
by SirSmily May 31, 2018
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