Craig is the guy that puts on a show like he is somebody when reality he lives off his mamma. Craig is the guy that like to have sex with the ugliest and nastiness hoes on earth. Craig is the guy that will do what ever craig needs to do to make Craig happen. Craig is the guy who clams to to someone he is not.
by Notstupidanymore April 17, 2019
Get the Craigmug. The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.
Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
by thecraigery November 12, 2011
Get the Craig Standmug. A perfectly wonderful goof ball. I met one night bar tending. Hung out one time and never went a day with out speaking. Became my best friend. Don’t know where i’d be with out my best wet britches buddy.
me: Aren’t you Craig’s friend?
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb
spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got
turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb
spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got
turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.
by baked.tater March 19, 2022
Get the Craig Castomug. The description you would give about a friend or coworker who looks like reject jesus also known as Craig Christ. Typically long hair with lil to no facial hair.
Guy 1: Hey who you working with today?
Guy 2: Uhh Brandon, Butch and frickin craig.
Guy 1: Haha he does look like one.
Guy 2: Uhh Brandon, Butch and frickin craig.
Guy 1: Haha he does look like one.
by Beennnn October 27, 2011
Get the Frickin Craigmug. by juicyjay0893 September 16, 2018
Get the Cap'n Craigmug. When you’re getting a divorce, and you ejaculate in your ex wives panties and put them back in the drawer for a surprise for her to wear later for old time sake
Did you hear what that n**** Craig did? He tried to hook back up with his wife but she denied him, so he Krusty Craiged her.
by Bag Factory December 23, 2021
Get the Krusty Craigmug. Person 1:Hey dude wus poppin?
Person 2:Not much
Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate
Person 2:Not much
Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate
by DoritoDoS April 19, 2018
Get the Whack a Craigmug.