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Taco Bell

A particularly cheesy penis end. If 'eaten' is guaranteed to induce a stomach upset, just like a meal from the fast food chain of the same name.
"I really ought to shower more often. My girlfriend refused to perform oral sex, claiming that she could smell my Taco Bell before I undressed"
by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025
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taco hockey

when you’re making out and your lips are sliding. the tongue simulates a hockey puck going in the goal.
“yoo dude, you were playing taco hockey with your gf weren’t you?”
by ashthegoat November 19, 2020
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Taco Fudge Sunday

A extreme act of sex when a man releases his bowels into a woman's vagina and proceeds to participate in the act of sex when the vagina is full of his feces. Once he is done the man then eats it out with a spoon. It can also be done by 2 women as well if the one doing the defecation owns any sex toys or more preferably a banana.
Yooooo I just committed Taco Fudge Sunday on my girl last night dawg. My house still smells from it. It was rancid. We haven't even cleaned it all up yet. There is just too much. I can still taste it. I haven't even got the chance to brush my teeth yet. They're so brown from what we just did last night.
by Coffantasy September 18, 2025
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glossy taco

SimplyNailogical uses "glossy taco" as slang for "glossy top coat"
"I'll finish my nails with thick glossy taco"
by rhiannon.g July 30, 2017
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glossy taco

The shiny top coat that you put on your nails to keep your nail polish long lasting.
Last, I'm going to put this glossy taco on my nails to top off the look.
by Hypertomatoes April 18, 2018
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taco hawker

A person whose attention is diverted toward a woman's camel toe.
My eyes are up here. Quit being a taco hawker, you perv!
by Corneilius Ogden June 14, 2016
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Tijuanan Taco

This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.

Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025
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