john mackenroe

Best used when you are upset with your partner. You are doing your girl missionary, you pull out and lean back in a full service stance. With a loud grunt of effort overhand spike your load into her face. Then with John energy yell at her "you're a disgrace!" Then storn out of the room mumbling to yourself "40 love".

I was mad at my girlfriend last night. Totally subjected her to a John mackenroe. Made me feel much better.

by DaveKendrick December 24, 2023

Sloppy John

A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.

We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.

by jakestl July 6, 2018

john moose

John MOOSE

JOHN MOOSE

by Flaming cheese November 27, 2018

John

john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack

Person 1: hey john

John: it’s jack

Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack

Person 1: bitchboy

by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020

John Macy

Street Term for someone who files false police reports

"The Only thing worse then a snitch

is a John Macy."
- The Masta Chief

by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020

John crane

Some fucking retarded who think his life is "deep". As well he thinks his life is so bad . Because he treats others like they are nothing because "they have not been what he has been through. So in conclusion a John crane is a asshole.

Do not be a john crane

by BatteistDruid10 July 1, 2019

Michael John

Another word for a cigarette

Person 1- fancy a michael John?
Person 2- avislyyyy

by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020