A dirty Nathan, pertains to, the act of sucking your own dick, while simultaneously sticking the leg of a chair up your ass while standing on your head. The leg of the chair is covered in Vaseline, and a 10 pound weight on top of the chair. You stand on your head as the weight slowly slides the entire foot and a half long chair leg up into your innards. You then blow your load in your own mouth and it drips out your nose into your eyes.
"Shit man, my eyes hurt. I did the dirty Nathan last night and now I can barely see.......nevermind walk properly."
by DirtyMike90 October 2, 2022

A footjob from a female with gnarled up feet. Usually with bunions, corns and hammer toes.
While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.
While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.
I got a dirty Sandi from that prostitute. Years of streetwalking have beat up her old dogs but I still got a nut.
I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.
I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

by Duzi peniś May 7, 2020

by Siege Knight April 16, 2020

2 inch Sub made with sour dry meat. Tell them make it like Arnold's to get it toasted with hot sauce. See also TheBaio
by Dirtychuck January 1, 2021

by Pseudonym1230110 April 3, 2020

A sexual technique or maneuver that was invented in the late 1960’s by the Germans. It is only known by the Erdmann family and has been a mystery for decades. Usually ends with the woman yelling OMG.
by SpanxXx October 11, 2017
