Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.
Alternatively;
Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.
Alternatively;
Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.
by Reuben Smith September 05, 2023
by YoIndo October 13, 2023
God himself the hottest nicest sexyest man of all time. A total fucking machine. A single ex husband.
Person 1: You know Daddy Mingus?
Person 2: Yeah he fucked me so hard last night
Person 1: No fair that’s my only dream
Person 2: Yeah he fucked me so hard last night
Person 1: No fair that’s my only dream
by Pirates booty guy May 30, 2022
Her. Ferda.
by daddieisferdaloose December 30, 2024
daddy broke is such an amazing friend and does not deserve kody canavan bc she deserves better and is so fit and sexy
“WOAH HAVE YOU SEEN DADDY BROKE?”
“MAN SHE IS SO FIT!”
“I KNOW I WISH SHE LOVES ME LIKE SHE DOES THAT UGLY WEIRD KODY CARAVAN DUDE UGH!”
“MAN SHE IS SO FIT!”
“I KNOW I WISH SHE LOVES ME LIKE SHE DOES THAT UGLY WEIRD KODY CARAVAN DUDE UGH!”
by the fittest May 09, 2022
by Cakees December 13, 2019
Your bachelor pad dad suddenly and randomly buys you lots of gifts as an apology for treating you badly.
by X0x0xo February 24, 2023