Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef

“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”

by ddlovato April 23, 2023

Chocolate gummy bear

When two hairy gay man fuck in the butt and leave a poop coating on the others dick, the top knocks out the bottoms teeth and makes him clean off his dick with his gums

I need to go to the dentist, James gave me a chocolate gummy bear last night

by TheLoveTaco January 27, 2022

Chocolate Tiny

Alternative name for brownie.

Your mom made the best chocolate tiny I have ever had

by Gio_174748 November 22, 2022

chocolate gangster

A derogatory term often used in Scotland in reference to an individual who talks the talk but melts at the first sign of trouble.

"Shut it ye chocolate gangster...cunt!"

by scottieg666 January 2, 2017

Chocolate Gargoyle

To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.

Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.

by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 9, 2023

CHOCOLATE

different from “chocolate”
CHOCOLATE is from that spongebob episode that i know you watched
you can hear the word CHOCOLATE

me: “CHOCOLATE”
person: “sweet sweet chawcolate”

by bababooey hunchback lookin October 4, 2020

Chocolate Giddyup

When you bet on a fart and you have to get up(giddyup) and run to the bathroom.

Remember that time you shit your pants? Yeah, I had to Chocolate Giddyup. What? I had to get up and run to the bathroom.

by pbpyrojust January 25, 2020