Someone who brags about cake all the time and how they're so knowledgeable about cake but they don't even know anything about cake because one year ago they were eating pound cakes from 7-11 and then they saw one episode of cake boss and now think they're cake Picasso but they're not okay.
Person One: "Last year I was eating twinkies for a buck but now I'm feasting on 200 dollar three tiered vanilla cakes made by Laduree"
Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"
Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"
by Old cake May 13, 2013
Get the Nouveau cakemug. Conner: “ Elliot, I am a gym-baby, how do I get power cakes like you?”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”
by Kahnbahn February 4, 2023
Get the Power cakesmug. by UrbyForLife August 1, 2017
Get the Ho-cakemug. When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.
by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020
Get the The pound cakemug. My cake was tasty.
by Bonniefan3000 September 8, 2019
Get the Cakemug. by lilLasagna December 6, 2019
Get the Louisiana Crunch Cakemug. by Tash3456 April 22, 2011
Get the super cakesmug.