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Ur mom

A insult/comeback that makes you instantly win an argument.
Guy A: ur mom
Guy B: Dude, using such a cringe, overused, lazy, lame insult that doesn't make me cry? How pathetic, I don't even have a mom. If I did, I still wouldn't be mad or sad. So say all the "ur mom"s you wanna say, I won't give a goddamn shit.
by tiky January 10, 2022
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Ur Mom

Ur Mom is a heavenly body which has mass more than a black hole and somehow doesn't collapse in on herself. Ur Mom measures about 69 lightyears in diameter and consumes anything she comes in contact with.
Person A: Did you know that Jupiter's diameter is more than 100,000 km?
Person B: Not nearly as big as Ur Mom.
by websurferoftheages March 24, 2022
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Mom

Someone who busted you out of her vagina. Be greatful you fucking prick
Son: Fuck you mom!
Mom: Shutup son I gave birth to you
by KILL ME!!! June 9, 2018
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Mom

The woman who pushed you out of her pleasure tunnel.
Dan: Hey wheres your Mom?
Xavi: Oh, she gave up on me when I thought the earth was flat.
by We_all_like_mans November 4, 2019
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UR MOM

Ur mom is a meme 💪😻
by Luvyumi! June 27, 2022
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mom hole

person 1: woah id tap that

person 2: no mate that girls got a serious saggy mom hole
by bigfathorsecöck June 3, 2020
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