john

sexy ass beast like entity who gets all the girls

soz john if ur reading this but i lied

by milky_banana-69 October 31, 2021

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Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

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Faker John is one the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™ along with Maria Williams and Peter
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.

Person 1: Matthew is such a jerk! Can you believe what he did to Jenny?
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John

by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023

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Klondike like Leto John

When some one looks a lot like Elton John

She is wearing square glasses so she Klondike like Leto John

by Realfactd May 30, 2023

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Saint John Paul the Second High School

A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.

"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*

by dvproductions64@gmail.com February 10, 2020

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