The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

KenKoh Effect

The Ken-Koh Effect- the natural law that whenever something doesn't work and you want to show it someone it always seems to resolve itself when the second party shows up.

I took my car into the shop because it was making a grinding sound, but the KenKoh Effect struck again and the repairman couldn't hear the problem sound!

The program wasn't working but then Paul walked by and BOOM! Everything worked perfectly! The KenKoh Effect strikes again.

by Munchers November 8, 2017

The furlong effect

This effect can be used and defined as someone who has to much free time on there hands and talks to much shit. It is not good to be a furlong or have this furlong effect

Friend: bruh shes spooky

Friends response: Nah even worse bro, shes got The Furlong Effect

by Damn that son of a gun November 14, 2017

offhaus effect

Only being able to hang out with a person for a shot periods of time. This is due to there obnoxious nature of their personality.

I need to take a break from hanging out with James, he has the Offhaus effect.

by Grandpa 6969 November 26, 2017

maternity effect

The realization of a husband understanding or experiencing his wife's pain during pregnancy and/or labor, and acquiring a sudden appreciation or respect for her.

A: I went through the pregnancy simulator with my wife yesterday, and I don't know how she does it.
B: Dude, you were a victim of the maternity effect!

by OrangeEagleMonkey December 5, 2017

The MaiThai Effect

When you wake up the morning after a night out and find out you've spend all your savings on drinks. Especially Mai Thais from Dronning Louise by Krabbe, when Andreas has a table.

Shiiet, Jysk got hit by the MaiThai effect this morning. Rip.

by MaiThaiMate December 4, 2017

Tinder effect

When you see someone else on tinder and you can’t help but get on tinder yourself.

The tinder effect hit Jim when he saw John swiping and decided to start swiping himself.

by G BARRS May 9, 2018