National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Circle suck

When someone gets on both and proceeds to suck your dick. The term circle suck comes when you lift them off their legs and start rotating them around in a vertical motion while they’re still mouthed to your dick.

Otis was talking shit so I told him to get on both, and I’ll help him circle suck me

by JoeBidenIsAcommunist November 22, 2020

butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'

The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.

It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.

by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022

Suck bread

An expression used when someone is moving weird and is just pissing you off.

Marvie: this catch phrase is now mine
TLoba: suck bread

by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 13, 2021

Suck and smoke

a dildo that has a built in weed holder so you can suck the dildo while smoking weed later

Hey did you buy the new suck and smoke

by stroke and smoke January 4, 2022

suck hound

A girl that sucks on your dick so hard that the blood rushes to your tip and could possibly cause bleeding out of your urethra

Don't let sarah blow you dude, she is a suck hound!

by Youngnigger February 21, 2014