Simp

Somebody who has an attraction to a different person and stalks them (simp)

Simp: Omg that girl is so hot i saw her nudes they're lit i wish i could fuck her
His friends: You simp

by JoJo 😻 February 18, 2021

Simp

A person with no fu*king life who goes crazy over people of the opposite gender like the other person is a God.

Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.

Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.

Paul: I know right.

by Pers0n who breathes a!r² May 31, 2022

Simp

A word made up and now widely used by people who are trying to be edgy or trying to look "woke." It's supposed to be a new slur for straight people, especially men. Most of the people using it are straight themselves and just use it because they think it makes them cool or different.

Sam: Wow, Sally's so hot, I'm kinda jealous of her BF.

Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp

Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.

Henry: Uhh... How did you know?

Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.

by Forgettable Name October 31, 2021

simp

alicja sawicka

alicja is such a simp for her girlfriend

by imgetbath August 9, 2020

Simp

When someone does everything in the name of their girlfriend; they put the hoes before the bros.

Noah: "Dude, Ira's simping with his girl Jasmine again."
Dominick: "What a simp."
Jordan: "What a bot."

by koolade5k May 5, 2020

Simp

A simp is the opposite of a pimp.

Pimps are players. Simps get played.

A simp is a sugar daddy in the makeing.

by Raheim September 3, 2020

SIMP

A highly contagious disease. Transmitted by attractive women but can only effect 9 year old fortnite kids on instagram.

You're a simp.

by jclfhasflsh October 30, 2020