by Melvin. Not Sophia. Melvin. May 16, 2022

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your telephone dropping into the water and you start to nominate all the known divinities
by GigiSawdust April 16, 2018

some dude -"yo what day is it today because i kinda wish i had a chance to kiss dallis."
"lucky for you it's national kiss dallis day!"
"lucky for you it's national kiss dallis day!"
by fortuneteller heem July 22, 2022

Person 1: Man I shouldn't have kissed him it was a poison kiss
Person 2: Oof that sucks.
Person 3: I know I shouldn't but they have such a dreamy poison kiss.
Person 2: Oof that sucks.
Person 3: I know I shouldn't but they have such a dreamy poison kiss.
by Qwerty The Queen February 22, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy & I Liked It. However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy & I Liked It. However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

by yourfaceisexy December 14, 2017

by Autistic fellow December 13, 2024
