best friend whore

That one person who refers to everyone as their "best friend" when it's convenient. Not to be confused with bestfriend whore

Cindy (to Janice): Hey, best friend! Do you have a pencil I can borrow?
Shaniqua: Bitch, you said I was your best friend.
Janice: Cindy's such a best friend whore.

by Afrodisiacs August 25, 2015

unknown best friend

In the social network society, the unknown best friend is a friend know only with his written words (private message or private chat).
The relationship with the unknown best friend is close, long and mutual, with solidarity, protection and compatibility.
It's forbidden and unnecessary meet your unknown best friend.

I write to my unknown best friend everyday, but I'll never see him (or her), because it's not important: I belong to him (or her) through the mutual solidarity.

by gericokiller March 12, 2010

sucking friend dick

sucking up to one in hopes of becoming their friend.

I'm having a party this Friday, everyone has been sucking friend dick hard to get invited.

by mizzzzznewbootay June 4, 2010

BESTEST BEST FRIEND

A dude or chick that'll give you a dollar, sit with you on the bus, and one who you can fart in front of.

he gave me a dollar for nothing. He's my bestest best friend

by SIR MUTT tmf October 20, 2008

friends list purge

when you have so many people on a friends list that you do not know of and you get rid of them all at once

Jack had so many friends on facebook that he didnt care about so he did a friends list purge to clear up his newsfeed

by alucardo1 December 8, 2011

xbox best friend

An Xbox best friend is someone that you may have met over Xbox. Their everything that makes you want to get on xbox everyday. Their just like your best friends in real friends, just online. They changed you in a way. You can't live without them and they can't live without you. You always play together and always have a good time. You have the same games and love playing together when they can. Your always excited when they are online. You can't be separated ever. They love you and you love them a lot. You can't picture life without them. Your glad that you met them and never want to lose each other.

I can't wait to get home from school and talk to all my Xbox best friends. I love them so much!

by Xbox Girl January 17, 2015

Friends with food benefits

A person who you go out with just so you can get free food.

1: Alright so I am going out now to chipotle with Greg
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits

by Sk8rGal360 February 14, 2015