by Spritethekite March 11, 2021

A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.
Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment
by Zan van April 15, 2022

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you
by John Damage June 7, 2011

Quando i gatti si siedono e li guardi di profilo e sembrano delle brocche. L'effetto è accentuato dal peso e dal pelo del gatto
by BiroBiro October 7, 2021

when you're sweet, supportive, kind and definitely not racist to your young teammates in a videogame, and of course you don't have a basement that you lock and kill kids in.
your teammate: fails*
you: ....:) meet me in the basement I have a big surprise for you (you little n-, you bl**k sl**e, you pile of tr*sh), a very *bloody* big surprise
your friend watching: BigM moment
you: ....:) meet me in the basement I have a big surprise for you (you little n-, you bl**k sl**e, you pile of tr*sh), a very *bloody* big surprise
your friend watching: BigM moment
by NoSpaces:) August 12, 2022

A moment when you tell a unfunny joke, either repetitive of another or just a terrible joke, and nobody laughs in the space of 5 seconds
by Alex white September 28, 2022

by Krillington December 7, 2021
