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John

John is a basic ass name
And if you have you boring
John: Hi
Normal person: bro get the Fuck out my face your name is John 💀
by Someomeis69ingyourmom January 25, 2023
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John Wilkes booth

The name you say after throwing something in the trash, or also known as the guy who killed Ryan Reynolds but who even cares am I right?
Steve: *throws paper in the trash whilst saying John wills booth*

Dave: dude who would you say John Wilkes booth
Steve: cause he never misses

Dave: I-
by Lord shrek of Denver June 5, 2020
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Klondike like Leto John

When some one looks a lot like Elton John
She is wearing square glasses so she Klondike like Leto John
by Realfactd May 30, 2023
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Saint John Paul the Second High School

A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.
"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*
by dvproductions64@gmail.com February 10, 2020
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The John Cena

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.
The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.
by Muddcutie February 18, 2022
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John Ray

Keep away from children. AA
Damn Thats, John Ray.!.??!
by Bobsuckedmypenis January 24, 2022
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John bivona movie

A movie with no definite plot. Usually involves fantasy tales, but are always slightly traumatizing. Not many other people can identify “john bivona” movies because they are unusual and concerning for children to watch. John Bivona selects these movies for his children to view, ultimately resulting in fucked-up mental states of the bivona kids. Any other children present while watching a john bivona movie usually turns out fucked-up as well.
Have you ever heard of ‘Song of the Sea’?”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”
by theslayestslay November 29, 2022
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