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god

an adult's santa clause
kid: daddy i believe santa clause is real
parent: youre a dumbass

random guy: but you believe in god you jackass, youre as stupid as your kid
by hardheadedass August 5, 2025
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God Defend

To defend something in the same way one would defend their religion and their god when somebody insults it.
"Why are you god defending Brampton (Ontario)"
by The Wobbles by Alex Unknown January 21, 2024
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Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024
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Nigerian God

A man, particularly black who has ascended above obama prism {almost impossible}. Also, has met shrek in real life. Has fought shaggy in a duel. And has defeated thanos with a spoon.
Bro, did you hear about that Nigerian God thats coming to town?
by THOTIEM March 27, 2020
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under god modding

Under god modding, is a one of a kind really it's someone who god mods, and a new type of form, mainly by coming up with utter "bullshit", on the spot with roleplaying {EX} and as you can tell within the EX, the line of "My character, my rules", is the bullshit part about it, as 'Person A', stated "Didn't you say he couldn't run very fast?" right after 'Person B', said "My character is actually able to run at INF speed", not only is running that fast god modding, but it adds to the bullshit
Person A: Attacks person B, with a fast attack
Person B: OK out of roleplay my character is actually able to run at INF speed
Person A: But, didn't you say he couldn't run very fast before?
Person B: My character my rules, on their powers
Person A: Wow, "under god modding" much?
by SwappedWorlds February 2, 2020
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god pants

Take off your "god Pants" and stop judging so much
by Michael Loud April 17, 2020
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Rap God

Joe: "This man is NO Rap God!"
Bill: "KILL YOURSELF"
by Rape God February 7, 2024
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