what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

jarvis dick suck

when a girl is sucking your dick and she straight up turns into iron man

"Ayo bro my girlfriend gave me the jarvis dick suck"
"Dude what get out of my house who are you"

by enter186here March 25, 2025

Suck fuck

The most extreme form of Australian schoolyard gloating or expressing one's enjoyment over someone else's misfortune, suffering or malevolent scheme that failed.

"Come a gutser, did ya? Suck fuck."

by Cool4Katz March 27, 2025

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Everybody In The Film Universe Sucks In No Tacks Outside

Everybody In The Film Universe Sucks In No Tacks Outside

Everybody In The Film Universe Sucks In No Tacks Outside

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 2, 2025

Infinite Suck

The feeling when you go to Chick-Fil-A on Sunday

Guy: yeah she broke up with me yesterday.
Guy 2: damn, that shit’s infinite suck.

by supertune April 3, 2025