Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

fake bean

Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan

If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”

Bean in plural is “Beanz”

-I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?
- No
- Than you are a fake bean✋😔

by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019

BEan

gunnar's discord kitten

is that bean?
yeah its gunnar's ekitten

by beanud April 1, 2023

Bean Bean

Dick

Yeet, it is a bean bean

by David Lawrence February 28, 2020

Bean

Beans' are either the absolute hell spawn of an individual or one of the most sweetest people you'll ever meet. Our Bean though is one of the nice ones <3

Hey Bean just uploaded a new video!

I better go check that out!

by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022

wean the bean

The female version of “beating the meat”

Man, i’m gonna go wean the bean for the 2nd time today.

by c00lkid6969 January 14, 2019

Bean

An inch -when measuring dicks-

1-how big is ur dick
2- 8 beans
1-damn brah

by Thatd July 26, 2018