bean

When a friend says something incredibly moronic or pointless, which therefore leads to an awkwardness in conversation and general unease. This act is called the act of the bean.

H: "Yeah she was sooo hot"
J: "Soooo hot im sure shes the cause of global warming"
H: "Dude.....bean?"
J: "Definitely bean."
H: "Thank God"

by Harryferads January 16, 2008

Bean

Being a bean is not only a term used to describe someone being a dick or asshole, it's also a lifestyle. Being a bean means a lot of things, for example "Ronan" says that he is going to hang out with his friends but, he decides to be a BEAN and stay inside. Being a bean is something you don't want to be, as it makes you well, a bean. Bean can also be used in the sense of being "beany" where someone is acting like a bean making them beany.

Person 1: Are you coming gym after school?
Person 2: Nah bro I have to wait for the new Carti drop.
Person 1: Don't be a bean man!

by VRonUrban February 26, 2025

Car bean dye ox hide

Car bean dye ox hide Is a term used to express a form of silliness by taking the molecule Carbon Dioxide, and separating it into words that may have no relation to carbon dioxide, but manage to sound like the word itself.

Hey, i heard that people like

To exhale Car bean dye ox hide.

by Car bean dye ox hide Man June 23, 2024

The Bean

A term used to describe jail or prison.

“Free my homie out the bean man he ain’t do nothin”

by D123L123 February 10, 2022

Bump'in bean

Long known to the LGBTQA+ community as 'scissoring', the term refers to the act of two women gyrating their clitorises on each other's pelvises.

Damn, dawg. I'd watch those two mamasitas bump'in bean.

by Girth McHurt May 26, 2022

RKO the Bean

When you absolutely annihilate a girl’s bean (clitoris) using Randy Orton’s signature wrestling moves.

Todd: “The becky from last night was a FREAK, you know I had to RKO the bean!”

by huntr March 26, 2021

Cheeseburger Fatty Beans

A secret holiday about a legend celebrated across the globe by cult members apart of the “Beans Boonanza”. This holiday falls on June 23rd every year. The name originating from old Latin.

“Hey man, wanna go check out Cheeseburger Fatty Beans?” “Of course! I love him!”

by Beanscultmember23 June 21, 2023