SOC-Slap

When someone slaps you with unintelligible meandering monologue without any clear purpose or direction until your ears bleed.

He SOC-slapped me so hard I couldn't talk to anyone for weeks.

by socslapper April 10, 2020

carp slap

Something that suprises you like a cold, wet, slap to the face.

I just got a promotion, then my boss carp slapped me with a layoff.

by WordBitch August 21, 2008

slap my donut

When a male is having relations with a male or female, the instant before climax, he requests that he be spanked between the cheeks #slapmydonut

Omg I'm about to come, slap my donut

by LACP February 23, 2014

Patty Slap

To spank someone's ass in a playfully sexual context.

1) While Mike was fucking Sara doggy style, he gave her ass a patty slap.

2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.

by waluigimaniac December 27, 2021

slap your tall friend in the back of the head day

Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.

Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short

by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022

tuna slap

that moment when you want to slap someone so hard with a tuna

she is such a bish that i really want to tuna slap her, hard. in the face

by call me senpai February 25, 2016

crap and slap

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.

Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.

by AnnabelS February 11, 2015