splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing

Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!

by LucaCEO August 8, 2017

Dice Rolled

To have been assaulted to such an extent that if he were a Dungeons and Dragons player, his stats would need to be re-rolled.

Did you see them get their dice rolled by my epic Darth Warrior!?

by Flurm-Bucket January 9, 2013

Rolled

A synonym for getting in trouble. An expression of distress, worry, or concern.

Shit bro my mom found my weed, i just got rolled.

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I think you're gonna get rolled if you don't leave now.

by ShlattnGuy December 28, 2022

Rick Roll Day

On July 28th We celeabrate the day Rick Astly Never Gonna Give You Hit 1 Billion Views and funny enough it hit it around 4:20pm EST go send your best rick rolls on this day.

We shall celeabrate Rick Roll Day as the hit song reached 1 billion view on this day.

by Sergeant Frank Woods July 28, 2021

long spring roll

a males genitals

you are going to get this long spring roll tonight

by daddy bruno July 14, 2022

Roll the dice

The act of dragging your scrotum across someone’s bald head.

Hey bro I’m about to go roll the dice on that state troopers head.

by UndeadProdigy June 17, 2019

French Hot Dog Roll

1) A noun for french kssing whilst rolling up your tongue (like a hot dog bun). As this happens the tongues also feel like their hotdogs that are roiling in a pan.

It helps to put your tongues together in flat, then give the signal to roll your tongues if you want to create a funny French Hot Dog Roll.

by Kuroranj proofs John and Amber July 4, 2022