by ahlover August 29, 2019
Cedar Rats are a group of dangerous simple minded individuals. They are commonly found in Minnesota in a small ghetto “little Mogadishu” area known as cedar riverside.
“Look at Shuayb over there he ONLY listens to lil Uzi vert he’s definitely a cedar rat”
“Torn backpack, mismatched socks, dry lips & stank breath…yeah he’s definitely a cedar rat”
“Torn backpack, mismatched socks, dry lips & stank breath…yeah he’s definitely a cedar rat”
by RepublicanDan07 November 23, 2021
by rattyhottie May 01, 2024
Said to someone who is giving you a ride or going on a trip and is taking way too long to get ready/leave a parking space/pass by a green light. From Seinfeld where Elaine was waiting for her train to get going when it stopped. Implies that there should be no excuse why you aren't moving.
Why won't this train move! They probably stopped because there's rats on the track!
Go! You could of turned left six times by now! Are there rats on the track or something!
Go! You could of turned left six times by now! Are there rats on the track or something!
by William Braveheart 2.0 July 16, 2010
A giant rat that lives in a weird school that cant afford to get a exterminator.
The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.
The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.
But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.
The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.
But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
by wolftone1916 March 22, 2021
by Amelia123322444 January 16, 2024