D.A.P. 

If one person's ass is penetrated by two objects, it is generically called double anal penetration (sometimes abbreviated dp).

Double-Double: Multiple penetration by four penises. Two penises in the mouth and anus simultaneously.

Triple-Double: Multiple penetration by six penises. Two penises in the mouth, vagina, and anus simultaneously.

Mark and John will D.A.P. her ass!
Mark and John will D.A.P. his ass!

D.A.P. by sweet11fiftyseven October 9, 2008

J.P. Losman 

Worst quarterback in Bills hsitory, making Rob Johnson, and even Vince Ferragamo look good by comparison.

J.P. Losman threw another interception, God, he sucks.

J.P. Losman by rollthebones April 14, 2009

drinking B and crushing P 

simply put, getting drunk on beer then fucking a girl. the weekend goal of every single man aged 18-35.

Justin: What's going on this weekend, man?

Matt: Oh you know, the usual. Drinking b and crushing p.

drinking B and crushing P by TheRealSchwab February 12, 2010

Hit the P's

When you smoke pot, weed and or dope out of a popper bottle. Poppers were invented in Orangeville Ontario Canada 1970 when the first plastic soft drink bottles were introduced. It is proven to be the most conservative and effective way to smoke marijuana.

"Hey man lets go hit the p's before the bar"

"Hey man were hitting the p's so hold on"

Hit the P's by Mike Connell February 15, 2005

Diggy P 

A.K.A Phil "P Dawg" Callaghan
Da mos' strongbad ill be gat (Trilby hat G) eva to flip and rip an flow one time, yo.
Flush. Safe.

Fly ass G

Diggy P by Brixham o' G July 4, 2003

dreaded p 

similar to the dreaded c (cancer) but in this case p (pedo)

(A) omg did you hear about that man over there

(B) what man?

(A) the man with the long greasy hair and the big milk bottle glasses next to the park

(B)oh yea him

(A)well apparently he is a "dreaded p"

(B)omg thats just awfull

dreaded p by monster munch November 1, 2009

T.P.M.F.B. 

Acronym for - Tongue punch my fart box.

Used as an instant argument finisher.

Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.

I'm sorry Mr. Grant, you didn't get the promotion I promised you." Mr. Grant - "It's fine Mr. CFO, I didn't deserve it...... also, you can T.P.M.F.B.

T.P.M.F.B. by Pezuss July 24, 2011