To lose all effectiveness of your chapstick only moments after application. A chap-jacking usually occurs when an individual is approached by another shortly after applying their chapstick.
A few effective methods of conducting a chap-jacking as followed:
- The Quick-Turn - an individual applies their chapstick and finds themselves flung around in a fury by another who then, almost instantly, uses their lips to rapidly mooch off of the victim's chap rub-off.
- The Table-Jumper - after applying chapstick, an individual may find another, originally sitting directly across from them, to now be all-up-in-yo-face. And your chapstick has been scavenged by your unsuspected neighbor.
Various methods of approach have been witnessed, but the given two are how you might find yourself being chap-jacked.
A chap-jacking results in complete loss of applied chapstick. There is no hope in retaliation to such an attack as the suspect will almost always be found to be lost in a storm of arousal. By the time you find that your stolen chapstick has seeped entirely into the suspect's lips, you could have been far away, enough to almost consider yourself safe from a rebound attack.
You should know immediately that you've come across a chap-jacker when your eyes almost fatefully meet with those of another individual whose lips seem to be crusting, peeling, and bleeding.
A few effective methods of conducting a chap-jacking as followed:
- The Quick-Turn - an individual applies their chapstick and finds themselves flung around in a fury by another who then, almost instantly, uses their lips to rapidly mooch off of the victim's chap rub-off.
- The Table-Jumper - after applying chapstick, an individual may find another, originally sitting directly across from them, to now be all-up-in-yo-face. And your chapstick has been scavenged by your unsuspected neighbor.
Various methods of approach have been witnessed, but the given two are how you might find yourself being chap-jacked.
A chap-jacking results in complete loss of applied chapstick. There is no hope in retaliation to such an attack as the suspect will almost always be found to be lost in a storm of arousal. By the time you find that your stolen chapstick has seeped entirely into the suspect's lips, you could have been far away, enough to almost consider yourself safe from a rebound attack.
You should know immediately that you've come across a chap-jacker when your eyes almost fatefully meet with those of another individual whose lips seem to be crusting, peeling, and bleeding.
As Czarina Yanina prepared for her departure, she innocently applied her Blistex chapstick. As she realized what she has done, her Kniaz Collin has swept her in his arms in what she believed to be a romantic grasp. She was left cold on the curb as her chapstick had been jacked. The echoes rang, "...chap-jacked...".
by ChapAJapJap March 14, 2011
Get the Chap-Jacked mug.Derek wore high tops and a flat bill to school one day and billy came to school the next day with the same high tops and flat bill and totally swapple jacked Derek.
Bitch don't swapple jack me!
Yo asshole! You are majorly swapple jacking me!
Bitch don't swapple jack me!
Yo asshole! You are majorly swapple jacking me!
by Swapple Jackin' Stan March 20, 2011
Get the Swapple Jack mug.by kyhoelismy October 14, 2011
Get the Kahlua Jack mug.by ba21244 December 12, 2011
Get the Scrawny Jack mug.A Handsome lad, often liked and stalked buy ugly girls, brought up in rough times where money is scarce and love animals.
7/10 jack foxes are also confirmed autistic and the the other 3 are most likely unconfirmed. They are also good mates until they suck someone else’s winkie in an argument
7/10 jack foxes are also confirmed autistic and the the other 3 are most likely unconfirmed. They are also good mates until they suck someone else’s winkie in an argument
by The real jack fox October 27, 2019
Get the Jack fox mug.He Has the tiniest dick u will ever see, like blueberry size, or like maybe even a strawberry.
He likes men and his favorite thing to do is skip school and play fortnite
He likes men and his favorite thing to do is skip school and play fortnite
by Amazing johnny of the world November 3, 2019
Get the Jack danger mug.Jack is the type of guy to have a monster dong. All the bitches want him. It is said that he 75 bitches, all with phat asses. The bitches always tell him he has a 47 1/4 inch penis. And that is the truth. All his friends have tiny micro dongs, and they are all over 250 pounds with fat sisters. Jack's also last 2 hours in bed. Jack is also .2% black, making him better than his girlfriends ex boyfriend who was black. Jack is cool
by DookieFart123 November 17, 2020
Get the Jack T mug.